i don't believe in marriage

but i'm a little bit married now

“marriage is a wretched institution”

For those of you who know me, you know that I’ve historically been a naysayer of marriage—of the institution, but also of the concept of a lifetime commitment. It seemed foolish to me, not to mention, obnoxious, to profess your love so publicly, so explicitly, and with so much grandiose conviction, so much sentimental…